Thor: DEAR ANGRY GREEN ONE, I HAVE DISCOVERED SOMETHING MOST EXCITING!
Bruce: What is it, Thor?
Thor: IT IS A TEXTUAL MESSAGE RESEMBLING THE MIDGARDIAN ANIMAL OF A WHALE
Bruce: Thats cute
Bruce: Okay, I get it
Bruce: Do it one more time and you will be responsible for all wreckage that may occur
Thor: (baby whale)
Thor: IT IS AN INFANT
:D I must admit, sending whales to people is totally one of the reasons I want an iPhone.
Thor was like a child on Christmas getting his first toy when Tony Stark had given him the rather expensive iPhone.
Of course, the other did explain how to work the complicated device, and, within a day, Thor could do almost anything.
It was most peculiar though, that he stumbled upon a rather popular picture on what the mortals called the “internet”.
When texting, you could create something that resembled a whale by using multiple spaces, two periods, and an underscore.
Thor, not used to most Midgardian traditions, found the picture to be the most amusing of sorts.
Upon the next hour, he had texted Tony, Steve (who was also still trying to work his phone), Clint, Natasha, Fury (who didn’t even grace him with a response), and even Jane. Most found the thing to be quite cute.
With one colleague left, he began to text, which said:
“DEAR ANGRY GREEN ONE, I HAVE DISCOVERED SOMETHING MOST EXCITING!”
A long minute passed before Banner decided to reply.
“What is it, Thor?” it read. A large toothy smile was plastered on Thors face.
“IT IS A TEXTUAL MESSAGE RESEMBLING THE MIDGARDIAN ANIMAL OF A WHALE”
Thor couldn’t respond fast enough. He felt like he’d almost broken the screen.
Another message had been received and Thor picked it up with excitement.
And that’s all it said. Instead of stopping though, he sent the whale once again. His text alarm went off.
“I get it.”
Thor then proceeded to send it again. Banner’s responses seemed to get more aggravated.
“Do it one more time and you will be responsible for all wreckage that may occur.”
Thinking it quite funny, Thor, this time, sent a smaller version of it. After it, he claimed:
“IT IS AN INFANT.”
It was no surprise the next day to find the Avengers mansion in shambles.